Small Town; Big World

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
1/? Things To Remember (via egracely)

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
emma watson: is perfect human
crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes