one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck*curtsies*
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
look at the stars, look how they shine for you